I got a freaking ticket

I am back. I was actually going to stop bloging but people actually read my blog so I am back with some heat. Wanted to share a little story about how I got pulled over. While driving home in my 5.0 with the ragtop down so my hair can flow. Some dumbass cop comes out of nowhere and my first thought was ....poor loser that gets pulled over....but that loser was me. He comes to my window and asks...do you know why I pulled you over? I said the speed gun gave me a clue. He did not think that was funny. In my defense the people in my head thought it was freaking hilarious. Then he says licence and registration. So I'm looking thru my wallet and my registration is all cringly and messed up. Then I asked him if he accepted cringly insurance cards....one again not funny to him. 10 minutes later I got a damm ticket. Becarefull peeps they are out there to bring us down. FYI I was going 51 on a 40. And while he was writting me a ticket he almost got hit by at least 3 cars that were...drumrolllllll....speeding.

A Public Apology

Have you ever said something so messed up, you wanted to say you were sorry as you were saying it? Well, that happened to me earlier today. It didn't help that shortly thereafter, Dianna said something messed up to the very same person. I mean, jeez..I guess you could call us insensitive or just douche bags..whatever.

Anyways, I want to take this opportunity to share my apology with the world (or whoever is reading this) & Michelle Rodriguez. I'm sorry to Michelle. You do not kill everything you touch, and yes, I was clearly trying to drown my bonsai. I should've just admitted that instead of verbally attacking you.

Please don't punish Dianna and I by not wearing our favorite shirt(s) again. We beg you.

I did not do this

If anybody asks... I had nothing to do with this. People....yellow down means no go.

WTF is up with traffic

What the Fudgecycle is up with traffic today. I am driving home from my parents and its like rush hour. I get road rage. This freaking guy in front of me was driving like an ass and would go slow then speed up. If you see a guy driving a white Carola... punch him for me. Old people need to freaking speed up. You been in Miami longer than me... you should freaking know where you are going. Don't get me started on the people with the SOL 95 stickers. I don't listen to it but apparently its a station that tell people to drive like an ass. 95.5 the station for people who cant drive and want to piss me off. I am officially not driving anymore for the weekend. You can thank the guy going on US1 northbound at approx 411 pm by Lejune.

I have so much rage I am going to have to transfer it to walk rage then watching TV rage.

I needs me some more cowbell!!!

I got some a fever....and the only cure is more cowbell. They should have a cowbell in rock rockband game. Fo snizzle. Today I am blogging on why I am not a rock star. When I was a young colombian living in a colombian way. I said mama " I want an electric guitar" I got a regular guitar. Nahh uhhhh I said. I wana rock and Def Leopard does not have this crap. For some reason they gave in and yesssssss I had an electric guitar. I was just a matter of time until I bacame the next Colombian White Snake. One slight problem....so se how to play guitar. Dammmit. So they put me in the school of rock...but it was more like 97 year old lady that would only teach me how to play Colombian folk songs. I pleaded....I brought my tapes and but she was " no rock for you". Eventually I gave up. That's why I am not rocking the free world. When you turn on the radio....just think....what could have been.

Motorboat! PRRRRRRR ::shakes face::

Guess who?

Hint: It's Dianna's "girlfriend" & she should wear this shirt every day.

Here are your choices:

A) Khadija
B) Ginelle
C) Lore
D) Michelle
E) None of the above

Why my friends Rule.

What's up pretty babies! Its friday and I am in a good mood. Is it because its friday? Is it the saki? No se. Today I feel appresiative because my friends rule. I am trully blessed to have a group of friends that are not fake and freaking hilarious. If you are reading this and you are my friend ...thanks. If you are reading this and you are not my friends and got on my blog by mistake...I guess your cool too. Have an awsome Friday.