Saturday, February 21, 2009

I needs me some more cowbell!!!

I got some a fever....and the only cure is more cowbell. They should have a cowbell in rock rockband game. Fo snizzle. Today I am blogging on why I am not a rock star. When I was a young colombian living in a colombian way. I said mama " I want an electric guitar" I got a regular guitar. Nahh uhhhh I said. I wana rock and Def Leopard does not have this crap. For some reason they gave in and yesssssss I had an electric guitar. I was just a matter of time until I bacame the next Colombian White Snake. One slight problem....so se how to play guitar. Dammmit. So they put me in the school of rock...but it was more like 97 year old lady that would only teach me how to play Colombian folk songs. I pleaded....I brought my tapes and but she was " no rock for you". Eventually I gave up. That's why I am not rocking the free world. When you turn on the radio....just think....what could have been.

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