I got a freaking ticket

I am back. I was actually going to stop bloging but people actually read my blog so I am back with some heat. Wanted to share a little story about how I got pulled over. While driving home in my 5.0 with the ragtop down so my hair can flow. Some dumbass cop comes out of nowhere and my first thought was ....poor loser that gets pulled over....but that loser was me. He comes to my window and asks...do you know why I pulled you over? I said the speed gun gave me a clue. He did not think that was funny. In my defense the people in my head thought it was freaking hilarious. Then he says licence and registration. So I'm looking thru my wallet and my registration is all cringly and messed up. Then I asked him if he accepted cringly insurance cards....one again not funny to him. 10 minutes later I got a damm ticket. Becarefull peeps they are out there to bring us down. FYI I was going 51 on a 40. And while he was writting me a ticket he almost got hit by at least 3 cars that were...drumrolllllll....speeding.

A Public Apology

Have you ever said something so messed up, you wanted to say you were sorry as you were saying it? Well, that happened to me earlier today. It didn't help that shortly thereafter, Dianna said something messed up to the very same person. I mean, jeez..I guess you could call us insensitive or just douche bags..whatever.

Anyways, I want to take this opportunity to share my apology with the world (or whoever is reading this) & Michelle Rodriguez. I'm sorry to Michelle. You do not kill everything you touch, and yes, I was clearly trying to drown my bonsai. I should've just admitted that instead of verbally attacking you.

Please don't punish Dianna and I by not wearing our favorite shirt(s) again. We beg you.

I did not do this

If anybody asks... I had nothing to do with this. People....yellow down means no go.

WTF is up with traffic

What the Fudgecycle is up with traffic today. I am driving home from my parents and its like rush hour. I get road rage. This freaking guy in front of me was driving like an ass and would go slow then speed up. If you see a guy driving a white Carola... punch him for me. Old people need to freaking speed up. You been in Miami longer than me... you should freaking know where you are going. Don't get me started on the people with the SOL 95 stickers. I don't listen to it but apparently its a station that tell people to drive like an ass. 95.5 the station for people who cant drive and want to piss me off. I am officially not driving anymore for the weekend. You can thank the guy going on US1 northbound at approx 411 pm by Lejune.

I have so much rage I am going to have to transfer it to walk rage then watching TV rage.

I needs me some more cowbell!!!

I got some a fever....and the only cure is more cowbell. They should have a cowbell in rock rockband game. Fo snizzle. Today I am blogging on why I am not a rock star. When I was a young colombian living in a colombian way. I said mama " I want an electric guitar" I got a regular guitar. Nahh uhhhh I said. I wana rock and Def Leopard does not have this crap. For some reason they gave in and yesssssss I had an electric guitar. I was just a matter of time until I bacame the next Colombian White Snake. One slight problem....so se how to play guitar. Dammmit. So they put me in the school of rock...but it was more like 97 year old lady that would only teach me how to play Colombian folk songs. I pleaded....I brought my tapes and but she was " no rock for you". Eventually I gave up. That's why I am not rocking the free world. When you turn on the radio....just think....what could have been.

Motorboat! PRRRRRRR ::shakes face::

Guess who?

Hint: It's Dianna's "girlfriend" & she should wear this shirt every day.

Here are your choices:

A) Khadija
B) Ginelle
C) Lore
D) Michelle
E) None of the above

Why my friends Rule.

What's up pretty babies! Its friday and I am in a good mood. Is it because its friday? Is it the saki? No se. Today I feel appresiative because my friends rule. I am trully blessed to have a group of friends that are not fake and freaking hilarious. If you are reading this and you are my friend ...thanks. If you are reading this and you are not my friends and got on my blog by mistake...I guess your cool too. Have an awsome Friday.

Ace of Base flashback

This message goes out to Lily Llanos circa 7th grade -

Ace of Base was not satanic. Just because they have a song called "The Sign" doesn't mean they ever sang chants to the dark lord.

Just saying.

Ace of Base

Being that this is my first blog EVER, I figured I'd pick a subject you could all relate to - Ace of Base.

The other day, I was driving home and changing radio stations when all of a sudden, I heard lyrics that are sure to make anyone stop right there.

What emotion do these lyrics evoke when you hear them? "I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign. Life is demanding, without understanding..." Obviously, my first reaction was to blare the radio, the next was to text my cousin Cristina with some lyrics because I had to share this beautiful moment with someone.

The next thing that happened is I got to thinking, what happened to Ace of Base? Did they suffer the same fate as the Real McCoy or C&C Music Factory? I had to find out. And of course, you need to know as well. It's only fair.

Just in case you lived under a rock in the 90's, here's a little Wikipedia exerpt to give you some Ace of Base core knowledge:

Ace of Base is a pop band from Gothenburg, Sweden, comprising Ulf Ekberg (Buddha) and siblings Jonas Berggren (Joker) and Jenny Berggren. They released their debut album in 1993 and went on to sell more than 30 million albums worldwide, topping the charts with hits such as "All That She Wants" and "The Sign".

Here's a little known fact - I had an Ace of Base album that did NOT contain "The Sign". I was a fan. I had the cd that included "Beautiful Life", which was on their 2nd album. So I knew they hadn't dropped off the face of the earth after that first big album. Truth is, they might as well have.

Turns out the group is still pretty popular in Denmark and some other random third world European areas, but in the end, who really cares about what people in Denmark or Sweden are jamming to? I don't, but I still hold a special place in my heart for Ace of Base. No matter what, "The Sign" will always open up my eyes and warm my heart.

If you want to rekindle your love for Ace of Base, Google or Wikepedia them. You know you want to :)

First Update Post - Diesel was Bit at dog Park part duece

Diesel would like to thank you all for your concerns during this hard times. He is recovering from his vicious attack at dog park. His physical wounds have pretty much gone away but his psychological wounds are still healing :(

On the bright side we have a police sketch of the description of the beagle that attacked our beloved Diesel. So if you see these dog... RUN MOFO. Then call the police.

Crazy (that its not open) Pianos

Every day that I am walking past the never opening piano bar....I get a little misty in the eye. This place should be open ..dammiitt. Where in Frankenberry is a Colombian supposed to sing sweet home Alabama while zipping on some miller light. Anybody? I am just going to go to hooters and sing. How do you like that "the man trying to keep me down". You will not keep me down with you cleaver skills and sweet dance moves. On a side random note....dammm today is a nice day out here. I should be outside enjoying the sunshine. Singing out on my ADD side note.

Dom

View from work

This is the view I get at work. Not to shabby for a Colombian. When I get pissed at work I just look a out the window and ...pretty. Now back to work...ohhhh there is a pelican on lake...there goes my concentration for day.

Why Taco Bell Rules

For those of you who know me know that I love mexican food. Not the fancy mexican food that they actually serve in Mexico the real kind that they serve in the good USA. No restarant combines my two favorite things mexican food and not waiting like the good old TB. Where every item on menu is a combination of beef, chicken, and refried beans in either hard or soft shell combines with some sause and catchy name. Uncle Dom Dom likes. The even added a quasi healthy menu ( angels singing). To Mr. Bell...thank you. I'm hungry. I'm going to TB.

WTF

They were playing nick at sandbar. Here is photographic evidence

Diesel got Bit by a Beagle

New flash...The coconut grove dog park is no longer safe for bulldogs. As of this morning at about 8:24 am Diesel was attacked. He was chilling just sniffing some dog ass. The he came up to this Beagle was like "Hey baby... is that a keg in your pants...cause I would like to tap that ass " ( for purposes of this story Beagles wear pants) Then out of nowhere the beagle bit him and his owner took him away. After speaking to authorities Diesel described the Beagle as a 12 foot beagle weighing about 230 lbs with shark teeth. So please be safe and stay out of the dog park.

My First Entry

Whats up people!!!! I got a blog and I like it. Its going to be awsome its going to have bells and whistles and fairydust. Its going to be where my friends and friends of friends and even bitter beer face can come and feel at home. I will be posting all my thoughts for you to read and then say ... that fella is pretty funny . Then you will leave me a comment and I will feel all warm on the inside. I will not be political in any shape or form and will at some point be taking about Dog poop. Thats the type of Blog Papa is cooking up. I will have a one mispelled word guarantee on every entry ... not by choice I just suck at spelling ... I am more of a speaking type of guy.

So if you are down like an upside down frown can I get a hell yeahh. El Dom ... signing out.

I got a Blog!!

Im testing you MOFO's