Monday, February 16, 2009

Diesel got Bit by a Beagle

New flash...The coconut grove dog park is no longer safe for bulldogs. As of this morning at about 8:24 am Diesel was attacked. He was chilling just sniffing some dog ass. The he came up to this Beagle was like "Hey baby... is that a keg in your pants...cause I would like to tap that ass " ( for purposes of this story Beagles wear pants) Then out of nowhere the beagle bit him and his owner took him away. After speaking to authorities Diesel described the Beagle as a 12 foot beagle weighing about 230 lbs with shark teeth. So please be safe and stay out of the dog park.
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    My poor Diesel. That Beagle (we'll call him Chris Brown) will pay.

    -Vivi

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2009 at 5:52 PM

    diesel especially likes to attack all the tourist at the mutiny.

    --EddieD

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2009 at 12:41 AM

    Wow Diesel likes them big and tall... Omg how adorable diesel's gay....

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2009 at 12:43 AM

    - eileen

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